I have been waiting all year to post this.
This has been in my queue for months.
I missed it last year and I vowed that would NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.YES
omg i didnt reblog this last year!
what did baby corn say to mummy corn???
someone unfollowed me because of this joke i guess they found it too corny
George is having none of this shit lol
pubic hair lightener and dye exists
if you were wondering
I sure wasn’t.
So your pubes can be a main anime character too
now the carpet can match the drapes
Don’t be acting like you don’t want blue pubes
literally nothing feels better than being loved by someone who hates everyone
"Please don’t expect me to always be good and kind and loving. There are times when I will be cold and thoughtless and hard to understand."
Sylvia Plath (via brightsmilescloudedeyes)
the little girl in the background “mum, hold my bunny. I’m about to make myself a queen.”
Fact# 7656: In Ancient Rome, if people wished to commit suicide, they applied to the Senate and, if their petitions were approved, were given free hemlock.